"Hiring me as your attorney, you’ll also receive this free smoking monkey."
No, you’re not gonna have some of this coffee - you’ll fart everywhere 😷🐶
"… and we are in bed together
and we don’t care
about anything …"
— Charles Bukowski (via wordsthat-speak)
"Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time."
— Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via thatkindofwoman)
(Source: kushandwizdom, via daysofbeingmild)
Whispering this when you say goodbye to a honey after they’ve walked away. Girls, y’know you’ve done this aswell, haha.
(Source: hydrotoxicity, via lil-peachyy)
Anonymous: How did you and Judie become such good friends and so close?
We followed each other on IG for a bit then by chance met one day while I was in Newtown getting food after a night out, and then she msgd me after suggesting to hang out/ get a drink and yeah.. Just been in love ever since.
Love at first sight, Anon 😏
#fbf I would have been about six years old here. What is a balloon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯